wityman - Single white irish male living in yorkshire

Hi first date i would whisk you of in the mercedes to a beutiful pub by the river were i would order the finest wine or champayne or both we would chat laugh get to know each other then order an expensive starter followed by a fine meal and before we ordered the dessert i would ask the waiter to sing my old mans a dustman he wears a dustmans hat he wears old baggy trousers and he lives in a council flat then after dessert i would ask the waiter to fetch two irish coffees and the bill to the bench by the river. Then i would tell you how lovely you look and if you could swim as the merc is stolen and i have no money and the peelers are mostly likely on there way so im of