thecraic - you are there, its just finding you

i left school at 12 and joined the russian state circus as a world renowned escapoligist, where i had many death defying near misses , one of which involved a donkey, some rope, and a tub of yoghurt. it was soon after this i met my wife, a bulgarian midget trapeze artist called gunter. however i lost my legs tragically in another stunt involving a saw, a cucumber and 2 twins called bella, and ember. not to be detered about my double limb extraction i learnt the ancient art of arsse kicking and became world champion arsekicker at which my wife left me for a american basketball player called norman, so i left the circus defeated and hear i am........ this load of bollox is more true than some profiles ive read on here. im 43 divorced, 3 kids and a british telecom site surveyor, i like bikes cars and horse racing. hate being called chatsite names like "hun" hunnie or babe. its so insincere so dont go there. i hate bullshitters, blaggers and liars that manifest on these sites. im very honest nad blunt im afraid, if your arsse looks fat i will let you know if you ask