stevielad - James Bond Looking for Miss Funnyfanny !

I'm not good at this bit, but here goes.

Hi, I'm Steve, 5'ft 6" tall, blue eyes and house trained, and, for a limited period only, I'm back on the market!
I'm a self employed electrician, not loaded, just doing ok. I am however currently applying for the position of 'widowed millionaire's sex toy'
but, if I dont get the job I suppose I'm open to other offers!

Ultimately, I want to settle down, but, until the right girl comes along I suppose I'll just have to have fun, and be happy.

I feel like i'm in limbo at the moment, what I mean is,
I know what I want but dont know how to go about finding it.
I know there are women out there that feel the same way, so, what I'm saying is, contact me, no strings, lets just see how it goes from there!

I live in Abergele North Wales, I have three grown up kids living in Manchester, they are 24, 22 and 19 years of age and all in relationsips of their own.
I visit them often as I also work in Manchester a couple of days a week.

I myself was brought up in Manchester but moved to North Wales ten years ago. I'm a genuine guy, I dont play mind games and I'm not full of myself.

I Love a good laugh and I'm looking for someone of the same nature who does'nt take everything in life too seriously.
In reality, a good looking girl who looks after herself is who I'm hoping to find. Your age is not really an issue for me as my ex is only 30 years old and our parting had nothing at all to do with the age difference, infact we had 10 great years together.

Now, I'm not saying that I'm not expecting to find a model as I dont look like a model myself, but, by the same token, I'm not looking for Pat Butcher or someone who does hauntings as a side line. So, if Pat is you, or you won the last halloween competition even though you were only supposed to be on the panel of judges, don't waste your time on a no good low-life bum like me, I'll only end up breaking your heart!

Now, with that out of the way, I'll tell you a bit more about me.

I might be 48 but I feel more like 30! Tis but a number anyway.
A bit shy at making first contact on here I suppose, but message me and I'll soon open up.
I'm not normally a shy person but after comming out of a ten year relationship I cannot bring myself to prowling the nightclubs in search of someone new, its just not me and probably not you either.

My interest's include listening to good music, all types really, 70's 80's 90's and modern pop to classic rock, basically, the Stylistics to ZZ Top!

When it comes to films, I'm into comedy films mainly.
I also like some sci-fi and a bit of action packed stuff although I'm not into stuff like 'Lord of the Rings' not that I've ever seen it! but then the title says it all and gay porn just is'nt my scene!

I also love certain fact based stuff, so see, I'm not a complete dummy either!

I like the pub on a Friday night, but booze is'nt my god so if I have to sometimes give it a miss, then its no big deal. I also like the idea of staying in with someone I love too.
I miss the intimacy, is that too strong a word? ok, closeness, of a loving relationship, and afterall, so do you!
thats why both of us are on this website.

I like Chinese and Indian food like Curry with all the trimmings, you know, onion bhargies, naan bread A bottle of wine etc, but good home cooked food is fine by me also.

I also love driving, dont ask me why? I just find it relaxing.

I dress trendy/casually, you know, jeans and t-shirt/shirt.
I can't stand looking like a tramp, and I like wearing good aftershaves on a daily basis. I also like to do a bit of a workout to keep in shape but I'm not a muscle bound fanatic.

Friends of my ex tell me I've got a peachy bum whatever that is, I would'nt know as I can't see it but it seems to make them smile so I figure it would be a shame not share it! With Women That is!

Now, since I've been on this website, I've had messages from women and let's say, 'suggestions' that would shock you, some of them certainly shocked me! and to be honest, if this is the kind of disgusting, sleazy depraved filth that I can expect from this site then I'm afraid they can just go and er? well, er?, well, keep me signed up I suppose!
No, seriously, to a certain extent it's quite flattering but I'm pretty sure some of the suggestions are illegal if not impossible to perform!
so, come on ladies, be serious with me now.

So, finally,
get in touch, you've got nothing to lose, I'm asking you for conversation at first, then who knows, maybe a drink together.

I just dont want to keep scrolling through the profiles forever without actually getting to know anyone!
If this is what you find yourself doing, dont waste your life away,
Christmas is round the corner and I dont want to spend that on my own too, do you?

Oh yes, I nearly forgot, two things,
firstly, If I viewed your profile it was because I thought you were a damn good looking girl and your photo stood out from the crowd, or, at the time I was bored and just fancied a good giggle! either way, my appologies if you thought 'he's an ugly get anyway'!

And why do people not show their photo ?
There seems no point in messaging me if your not showing or never going to show me your photo, whats the point in that?
I mean, I might be a bit shy myself but at least you can see what I look like!

Lastly,
Dont contact me if you do drugs, a friend of mine ended up in hospital due to sniffing curry powder of all things! I'd never heard of it before, luckily he did'nt die but he still ended up in a korma for six months !..

Anyway, until we talk, thanks for checking out my profile, I'll wait to hear from you then?

oh and yes, I have got my own teeth!
(In answer to a question from a 58 year old woman with a face like a bashed crab! cheeky get ! )

Like I said, I'm a bit shy so when a camera is pointing at me it makes me blush!

Steve. x
First DateFor the first date, well, I would do the same as everybody else does I suppose.
Go to the pub and talk over a drink. Then, maybe go back to yours for dirty sex!
Yeah right,
in my dreams!
but seriously now, lets just see how it goes. If you feel you dont like me, I'll already know,(you can just sense these things !)
and besides, the pint pot you just put over my head is a good indication of your displeasure!

No, come on, lets get back to serious again,
If we dont get on we'll just call it quits, hows that, no strings!

But what if we do get on together I hear you ask?

well,
I like poached eggs for breakfast!
Sorted!!