mystery_mart - A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Hey - I'm an arty 26 year-old with a quirky sense of humour, a passion for animating, and nice shoes. If you fancy some fun banter and interesting conversation then feel free to send me a message.
Unless of course you fall into one of the following categories:
- Stalker / boiler of bunnies
- Married with triplets (especially conjoined)
- Sufferer of facial warts
- A middle-aged woman whos looking to re-enact the good old days
- Someone who writes 'dat' instead of 'that'
- Don't own a toothbrush
- A gay man who likes to masquerade online as a female in order to take advantage of us straighties
- Bald
I know, I'm picky!
There's lots I could tell you about myself, but if you want to find out you'll have to impress me by messaging me with the name of 5 celebrities with a food for a surname...