mileso - give me purpose

GSOH is very important you’ll need it with me, second only to a very sexy bum..Oh oh yes. And eyes that sparkle like someone stole the stars from the night sky... cheep line I know but you haven’t spent a night with me so you don’t know how cheep I am yet..Im tallish dark and handsome. When it’s dark im sorta handsome. I can sometimes be a bit of a smart ass as some people have bet I could sit on a carton of Bennies and tell them what flavor it is...but that aside I promise to be more fun than sat on a dyson at full rinse with a full load.
I’m inteligent, smart, witty if I try, I Love to cook and im not talking chips and egg!. I love to explore, I will walk for miles with only the voice in my head for company but that’s now getting old and I know every conversation so I need someone new to tag along...
As you can see im possessed with a sense of humor that sometimes can be in a land far far far away and it can only be reached by poking it with a long pointy stick. I like nice wines on the odd occasion will consume large quantities with the right person so if you think u could cope with my humor or if you just want to see how much you can pickle my brain in more ways than one, drop me a line
I’m looking for a self-confident person to tinker with my brain get it firing on all cylinders again im board with the usual stuff, going out meeting someone, getting to know them ! Deciding it was a mistake to get to know them and then making a sharp exit out of the toilet window. ....so I need a challenge something or someone to get my teeth into or so to speak although all nut cases will be vetted. I have the appropriate forms for you to sign. I'll notice your eyes first, I can learn so much about someone from their sexy eyes because there Expressive, secretive, tantalizing, and if you can melt me with them then get ya coat love yav pulled......
Jokes aside im looking for someone who’s intelligent ,can hold a conversation especially when they are drunk as ill be so wasted I’ll need someone to order a taxi because ill be speaking in tongues....8} funny or appreciates a great sense of humor, loves quiet times, long walks in foreign lands, like nice wines, cosmopolitan eating, like to try new experiences, not a stuck in the mud kind of person, although mud fights are expectable as well as custard, speaking of food you must like trying to cook with me or on their own, has to be totally happy in their persona on a whole and have not too many hang ups in the bedroom department, if you have tattoos its not a problem or glasses I actually find it quite alluring. you must have tons of patients like old films, affectionate, trusting, motivated individual, has or wanting children no problem but no Dutch girls please... especially ones who buy inflatable shoes ..................don’t want them popping there clog’s it would be so sad. pps all Dutch girls welcome was a joke see......