mick79082 - this is not my hobby

Well, I have a sense of humour given to me by the devil and on the surface I'd seem not quite right in the head, and it’s often been said but never with dry eyes. Yet below that im very deep and caring. I don’t have a big ego so I will say what other people say of me, being the usual cop-out. - I'm supposed to be quite handsome ( but then I do have mirrors in my house and think they're all going blind). I am said to be a true Virgo except for the bad things said about Virgo's then I’m a lousy Virgo, I’m thinking about changing my star sign anyway because Leo's look like they have more fun. Also scrubs up well (with a wire brush and Detol) and I do win bets about my age as im always taken for being in my early forties, but then I was taken for being forty when I was twenty "HEY MAYBE I'M IMORTAL!". I'm said to be very cheeky in the nicest way and never cruel. Amongst the most valued things any of us will ever have, are our trust and feelings and neither of those should ever be messed with. I'm looking for someone who wants to be in for the long run. I do not intend to be here for long as I believe places like this trap people and they either become career singles or message addicts with no real end game. I have two grown up daughters and two grand children who get me into trouble (I was only teaching the five year old lad how to spit properly. Honest to god, some parents!!!). My wish- to find her, she is truly special and unique and I know she's somewhere out there.
UPDATE. I've come to realise that its not uncommon for some men to post pictures that are ten or more years old {and I wonder why). Mine are all less than twelve months old as ugly as they are, and for the benefit of the lady in Nottingham (and you know who you are) it is my own hair and they are my own teeth. But I must admit you did make me smile, I felt like I was a horse being bought.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Pleased be advised that the above will at some reasonable point require to meet you in person. Please do not contact if you only want to engage in endless I.M. (my teenage daughter can provide you contacts for that). If you are still in a relationship, all be it by yourself now. If you are window shopping. If you’re upstairs on the laptop and the old man is downstairs asleep on the sofa. If your not totally sure why your on this site, If you are twenty years old living in Texas or New York offering me sex and have a UK e mail address (YOU MORON), If you have an ex that might get wind of the fact your talking to me and is likely to come flying back like Hailey’s Comet to sweep you away AGAIN three days later. NO OFFENCE IS MEANT BY THIS UNLESS YOU QUALIFY FOR THE OFFENCE. Further information is available at "dontwaistmineoryourbleedingtime.com" PLEASE BE ADVISED I AM NOT IN ANYWAY A BOSSY OR CONTROLING PERSON AS THE ABOVE MIGHT SUGGEST, IF YOU ARE A GENUINE PERSON LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU STATE YOU ARE YOU WILL NO DOUBT UNDERSTAND "WHY" THE ABOVE.
PLEASE NOTE I work fri sat night but I am fully accessable and can be acompanied and a good time had!!! (got you guessing)