one of my favourite quotes
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."
i guess you can try and be suave and witty as much as you like, but its just words, especially on here. You just have to hope it makes someone want to see the action.