imaginit - if it ain't fun don't do it

All right – let’s have another go at this. I’m a bloke who’s been on his own for far too long. I’ve tried all the dating sites but my ONE is not responding even if she’s seen me – can’t be my aftershave cos we ain’t got smelly computers . So, I assume the problem is that these places don’t give you a good enough idea of what a person is like. I’ve contacted lots of people over the years and either been disappointed when we met or didn’t even get as far as meeting cos the contact just ... evaporated. It’s easier just to disappear than say ‘no thanks’. Ignorance rules and I assume you ladies have experienced similar things. So where do we go from here?
Well, I’m no saint. I’ve been through the mill and come out the other side with a few scars. I'm overweight and need to take more exercise. I don't do sport or gardening. I'm not really interested in travel - there's too much of this country I haven't seen yet. I do play guitar and write books. I have a wicked sense of humour.
But it hasn’t stopped me believing there’s someone special out there waiting for me. I don’t play around and I don’t play mind games. I’ve had all this trash done to me and know how it feels.
So if you’re sincere, honest and genuine with a few scars of your own then we may have some common ground. It doesn’t matter what our interests are – if the chemistry is right then compromises are made to make things work. Every success is a compromise in the end anyway.
I have lots of things I’m interested in and lots of things I’m not and I’m sure the same applies to you. These are the things that make us individuals and give us our personalities.
So, if there’s anything you’d like to know – drop me a line. I don’t bite and it costs nowt to find out – except a little bit of faith ...