hawkwind67 - Take a cup of newfound wealth, drink it down and do yourself, let your feelings tell you why!!

Hello everyone, I've been single for a while and was about to give up on finding a soul-mate; personally I think it would be easier to paint Blackpool Tower in a day with an Action Man's toothbrush. I've had enough Evelyn Drapers' and Alex Forrests' to last twenty million lifetimes. I can be loving and caring with the right woman if she exists. I live with my three-legged cat and work within walking distance, so no petrol expenses. I'm a struggling writer at heart though; I'm on my second novel at the moment but that's another story, excuse the pun. However, my first one is available to buy online all over the world. My main passions are music and films - I'm a big collector. I hate to disappoint, but I can't stand football. In fact I'd sooner amputate both my legs with a rusty saw rather than waste my time and eyesight on twenty two overpaid, infantile idiots chasing a bag of wind around an oversized lawn...yawn! Also, can someone please tell me why rugby is so popular ever since that cross-eyed, short-arsed git Wilkinson kicked a funny shaped ball between a pair of bars? I could've done that if I was blindfolded and disabled. It would be more interesting to watch a dog turd baking in the Summer sun. Anyway, rant over. My soap box is starting to creak, I'd better step down. The kind of woman I'd like to meet would be intelligent, have a sense of humour, be reliable and above all be honest because there's already far too many liars in this cruel world (just look at the government). Add to that, sharing problems and talking about them, trusting each other is a must because if a relationship doesn't contain all the right ingredients, then it's doomed from the outset. I don't want any time wasters under the age of thirty five just after sex because I'd rather be with someone my own age or older, not some bimbo airhead who looks as though she's stepped straight from page three of The Sun and listens to R'n'B or chart crap. Having things in common is very important. Incidentally, if any more foreign scammers ask me for money or a plane ticket, I swear to God they'll end up with an envelope full of Monopoly bank notes. Anyway, I'm also a wizard in the kitchen so get in touch, you never know. One last thing: I know it might sound harsh but DO NOT contact me unless you live within a ten mile radius, because I WILL NOT reply xxx