greasemonkey67 - Random comedian looking for his comedy side kick

Straight 42yr old single random bloke. Im house trained, dont eat much, clear up after myself & have a very entertaining sense of humour (or so im told) Im quick witted & full of one liners. I love dance music but still lovin the 80's & 90's stuff.
Looking for someone of my own age. Ok so the options are running out at 42yr :-S If you can make me laugh & hold an intelligent conversation then im all yours !!! You have to have a personality & not just look good. Freaks, liars, users & abusers can all walk by, Been there & done that too many times.