father hacket - just wants to make you laugh

Iam an elderly, decrepit, foul-mouthed, lecherous alcoholic priest who frequently lapses into violent behaviour, particularly when my fellow clergy deny me drink or try removing me from my armchair, where Iam usually found sleeping (or, more likely, passed out).
I rarely (if ever) speak in a coherent manner, instead expressing myself through a series of random shouted words (i.e., "FECK!", "ARSE!", "DRINK!" and "GIRLS!").
I regard Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal McGuire and Bishop Brennan with undisguised contempt.
If I make you laugh (and I will) I will be very happy
I like to say I'm young at heart , But my friends just say I'm mad !
I go to the gym, but not as often as I should. I like any sort of music 80's and 90's is my favourite, but will listen to anything as long as its not heavy metal !
I would always treat someone the same as I would like to be treated