dozey bulldozer - Its all about e=mc2

It is impossible to put myself in a box, I am not a box type of person at all.
Am a very normal down to earth person, who can be pretty blunt about things at times, people who know me well, know to take it with a bag of salt as its only me. All I am wanting is a happy, quiet life, and so far that is proving to be an Impossiblity !
Happiest with my head stuck in a car engine, covered in oil and cursing. (doesnt mean you can go out with me, just so i can rebuild your car) Otherwise you will find me buried in something else, whether it is reading 3 books at once or building websites, occasionally though you will find me fast asleep on the sofa !
Am Daddy to two wonderful girls who live with their mums and " Uncle " to nearly 8 very good kids who belong to various great mates, so am well adjusted at getting jumped on, bounced on and sorting out upteen birthday and xmas pressies for all of them, as well as everything else that goes from newborns to near teenagers !
You will be surprised to find that I can type, dont like txt speak and can string sentences together fairly well, though my spelling at times can be appalling
ps, I am up the creek with women at the moment, I seemingly attract complete nutcases and people who outwardly appear nice, but then when the moon is full, they turn !
Pps, You Really Need a Sense of Humor to talk to me .... or you are doomed !