dizzydaryluk - Male version of Bridget Jones.

Hi,
Well I am fairly easy to get on with, childish at times, serious at other times, have no hangups with life and enjoy living it as a beginner in going eccentric.
I don't have the top of the range mobile, or computer, and my TV is a 14” non flat screen and weighs a lot model.
I wear supermarket clothes, and big baggy boxers that are on there last legs, white socks and Clarke shoes, but have to draw the line with sandals and socks.
I can't cook, and to be honest if you value your life don't let me even try, as I will just burn or under cook your food, but toast from a toaster is perfect.
I have no money and not interested in it, only know I need it to live on.
My perfect night out, would be a local chip shop or café with a cheap bottle of plonk and a pickled egg, going to a restaurant is fine, but as I have no money all I could do is watch you eat.
My life is like Bridget Jones in every way, from non existent love life, to the disasters that she had.
I am stuck in my ways and won't change or if I do you would have to be very clever in getting me to.
I am a bit of a manic maniac and need to be tamed a little, very open minded, and wild in the how's your father department.
I no longer drive a car, sold it to get a 50cc retro scooter, and I also sometimes smoke a pipe, and wear flat caps.
Also for Christmas and Birthdays I buy cheap and practical, not expensive and loads of.
If what I have written has not put you off, which would be a miracle if it hasn't as gay men are supposed to be rich and trendy, and like the high life, then I'm looking for a like minded sort of guy, between 40 – 50ish (not set in stone) and not over 16st as I'm afraid I would need Viagra, in need of a different type of person, then I am willing to meet up for a chat and a glass of cheap plonk.
Having loads of money does nothing for me, and could cause problems as you might have to come down to my level, as I can't go up to yours.
And an added bonus if you have a farm with lots to do, I would be like a pig in poo. :-)
Cheers for looking at my I've got no hope of finding a guy profile.