brandy131 - If Carlsberg did women...

Writing about oneself is so difficult, so I’m going to tackle this as if I was an Ebay auction

Date with Single White Female, limited edition

Size: Large (they didn’t have a cuddly or voluptuous option in the drop down box)

Condition: used, like new

Bidding starts at 99p, Postage & Packing Free, Reserve not yet met

Description

One previous owner

Easy going female, funny, smart, house-trained, originally from Surrey, works full-time from home for Local Government, lives alone in a Victorian Cottage just outside King’s Lynn and once fell on Chas and Dave.

Enjoys astronomy, photography, reading, films, music, theatre, museums, cooking, walking, DIY, art, history, science, bird-watching and being creative

Bids will only be accepted by those with profile pictures

Thank you for looking