boza*76 - Life is waaaay too short x

Well, here we go! Good looking, great sense of humour, and a fantastic cook. That's how my friends would describe me. How would I describe myself? A professional, well mannered, hard working (yet knows how to play just as hard), great cook and someone with a great outlook to life.
Experiences in life makes you realise that it really is way too short, so surely making the most of it is a must. I am fortunate enough to have just started a fantastic job, moved in to a lovely house, have friends scattered around the UK who I visit frequently and a loving family. The only thing missing is that special lady. Someone to confide in, spoil, cook for, go away with, etc.
Have done the whole short term thing, so looking for something a bit longer lasting. But also a realist and know that fun and friendship is first and foremost. Initial attraction is very important to me, so please have a pic. And please, no WINKS! What's that all about? Oh, and if you're that 50yr old from Morocco constantly winking and emailing me, two things - A) Yes, I don't mind a long distance relationship, but come on! And B) - No, I do not 'wish to marry and live with goats??' ahem!!
Questions - What's the whole 'walking' thing as an interest? You wouldn't get far in life without it...
And please, women who state that they are looking for a 'serious relationship' or 'genuine people' and have half naked pics of themselves on here? Don't get it....
I'm no prude, but there's a time and a place, love!!
Please also be aware that I am on here to actually meet. I have no problem with people looking for 'online friends' but I really am looking to chat with someone then meeting up and see how things go. If that isn't your intention then please... no time wasters. Oh, and I am not looking for 'rumpy pumpy' too. There are other sites for that.
If a tad curious, and wanting to get to know more, get in touch!
What do Wotsits with chips, Jammy Dodgers with vinegar, custard with bacon and donkeys in swimming trunks have in common...? They are all original and unique... so please try and make your emails the same...
B x