Ziggerzagger - Can anybody fly this thing?

Tall (6ft ), stupid, rambling, blue eyed, heavy drinking and absent minded...a perfect accompaniment to any evening of passion killing!
THINGS I LIKE:
Watching football, darts and tenpin bowling (i know, it's awful, but i stay glued, they do funny dances when they get a strike, it amuses me), talking nonsense and drinking wine. I am also partial to cake, snogging, horseplay, fornication, my cat the mighty Mono, watermelon, marmite, ranting and coffee. Make me home made lasagne and i may love you forever, unless you don't have a black pepper mill, in which case you are clearly a c o c k i n g heathen and should be disfigured with spoons. I have recently rediscovered the awesome comedy prowess of Red Dwarf.
SERIOUSLY:
Fed up with being single, just looking initially, for a good friend. No preconceived ideas of my perfect partner, if indeed she's even out there. I guess a good sense of humour, a nice smile, loving and maybe a little carefree. Life really is too short and even shorter if you're on your own (hell I guess we all know that, that's why we're here).
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