WH_1981 - What you see is what you get

Ladies.. roll up, roll up!! take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity (well, more than once if you want) to get to know one of the most genuine (yes, you read correctly GENUINE!!) males not only in this country but most probably in the world too.
Standing at 6 feet 5 inches and at 28 years of age, this alcohol fuelled gentle giant doesn't have the best of physiques but makes up for it in the way of sense of humour, sensitivity and a respect for the female gender. Also included in this marvellous package is his love for movies, music and also has a taste for football, computers, socializing and the odd tipple.
"Who the hell is this fine sounding specimen of male?" I hear you cry, well ladies allow me to introduce, the one.. the only, one of a kind (they broke the mould when this one was made, believe me)*DRUM ROLL*.. ME!!
So come on, ladies of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but a valued few minutes of your time to send me a message or two (well, maybe your sanity too). Do not let this pass you by, you may live to regret it.. be warned!