The_Cheeky_One - Looking for something special

Dear Reader
I would like to apply for the current offer of a boyfriend that you recently advertised on completelyfreedating.co.uk
I am someone who considers himself to be cheeky and a little sarcastic, a bit like Chandler Bing from the series friends.
Throughout my dating life, I have gained many valuable skills which I hope I can pass on to a successful person such as you. These key skills include
• Being romantic
• Can cook and clean (Miracles do happen)
• Can make people laugh, if not smile.
• Confident
• Doesn’t smoke
• Excellent communication skills
• Good listener
• Great kisser amongst other things
• Great sense of humour
• Great with families, friends and children
• Honest, loyal and trustworthy
• Intelligent
• Kind and caring
• Remembers birthdays, dates and anniversaries lol
• [b] Willing to do voice chat to prove im real[/b]
Plus many other skills to be found out.
I will say and please don’t let this put you off, but I am not so much of what you would call a clubber these days. I have been there, done that, however, I do enjoy a good night in a pub or a good night in on the sofa, with a good film, and fantastic company at my side.
Should you feel that I would be suitable for your vacancy, now or in the future, please let me know by clicking reply. I have a clean driving license and I am available for immediate start.