Spontanious explorer - Im a match to you or better

I am a selfish prick, good looking, successful, thin toned body, young enough to do it & old enough to do it right. I dont smoke, i have lots of fun & dont have time for petty drama or emotional antics, also intelligent & well educated. I dont care what anyone else thinks about me i do what i want when i want but i guess you already know that now
What im looking for.
If i had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this.
Handsome, cultured, funny man with a big dick & marathon tounge n cheek seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend / husband insanely jealous & for purposes of securing diamonds, Jaguar with new home in prestige area or beach front home property. Multi orgasm training included with no extra charge