MamaDintRaiseNoFool - the more guys i meet, the more i love my cat haha

I could write an essay on my personal philosophies of life, sing you a million and one songs and probably create an entire t.v series dedicated to the art of sarcasm but writing a personal profile about myself .......... now i'm stumped!
Hi fellow singletons!! Been single for 12months now and starting to wonder if my hearts completely given up on love so figured what harm could joining this do.
Don't get me wrong i've met plenty of guys in the last year but no-one seems to have made me feel the way i've always believed i should. Keeping my fingers crossed that i find that 'soul mate' before i become one of these old crazy cat lady's you see in films ha!
I do live with my parents but don't be fooled, i am independant and choose to stay here because when my mum was diagnosed with cancer i realised that every second counts (don't worry she's great now - an apocolypse wouldn't kill her off haha).
I'm witty, sarcastic, love music (especially live) with a passion, 100% giving, NOT gullible, i prefer cheek to cheese, would rather drink a can of guinness than a glass of wine, sentimental, bubbly, and change my hair more than i clean my room haha! (also can NOT cook to save my life although i do try ........ with a little help from youtube's 'how to' videos)
Looking for someone to make me laugh, make a fool of himself, keep me interested, enjoy going out and trying new things, and isn't a typical, predictable "i'm differen't to other guys" guy.
Psychotic, lying, axe-murdering, insecure cheats need not apply! :) oooooh and must be capable of making a damn good brew!