LIANDRO - Probably the nicest man of reality seeking someone for a casual relationship

A no nonsense man seeking someone who doesn't fart or fart around. I need someone who doesn't have the urge to f me around,just an urge to f me. I'm near perfect. It doesn't get better than this unless you are f ing a robot. don't waste our time, just call or you might just regret it. I've spent alot of time preparing and maturing myself also effort in buying sex toys and bondage equipment. I'm 31 years in the making. I've been to heaven and back to treat you to something special. don't blow it ,just blow my tiny little prong.It's been custom made to fit comfortably into your face.hurry up before it goes off.Not even the devil himself could write like this.I'm available 24/7 for a casual relationship that basicly consists of me coming round to yours and f ing you all night with masses and masses of fourplay,spanking,forplay,fourplay ..........................................................................more fourplay,fourplay,kissing,licking,cuddling,caressing,touching,bondage and sex toys.. No small talk,just a small prong with basic needs that you are there to fullfill. No restaurants,no bars,no cinema.you wanna watch s*** made in hollywood or shall we just video ourselves f ing then watch that. You don't have to be bisexual but it would be ideal if you were.I'm very,kinky,passionate and affectionate.The problem is at the moment god has made me a complete w*****.can you change me ? I am in need of maintenance that's overdue. Can you look after me as well as you look after your car ? Will you be there for me whenever i call you ? Are you up for the challenge? Can you answer all these questions a.s.a.p because i'm getting really ratty. I don't want kids or marriage just a good f on a regular basis. what i do for a living is irrelevant because all i wanna do is f you and i don't need money to do this.there's always pros and cons to every prong on earth.you want someone with an oversized prong and loads of money then you get a s*** f from a s*** head or you have me who has f all money and you get the best f around. you will feel so incredible when i'm finished with you that you'll be thinking i'm the number one sex god of the universe.i will not finish untill you come.When we meet,i will treat you like a precious jewel,women are there to be respected,not exploited.You are a goddess,come and let me treat you like one. enough said.