Kieran10986 - Are you my zombie girl?

I am a tattoo artist and my world pretty much revolves around tattooing. I love horror films, b-movies and manga. I am a geek and will insit on playing RPG's for hours on end, I know its sad. I play the guitar and read avidly. I love punk rock and metal, allthough I love all types of music from classical to folk, jazz etc. I train in Muay Thai and it is my life; so, I can be very boring as I insist on talking about it as much as I can, even if you hint that you're not interested or flat out say 'SHUT IT' I will persist(don't know how to spell that). I have a fascination with physics especially quantum mechanics, and the whole M-theory stuff, this in no way means that I am intelligent. I get by with saying something interesting from time to time, but most of it is useless trivia. My looks are wanting but I make up for that with bitterness. I am no womans desire, i'll die old and alone but along the way I will try my darndest... Oh, and also Elvis was the king.
My ideal partner would have to be intelligent, funny, well read, cultured, and have the same sort of taste in music. She has to be allright with me being a short a**e, as I know most of you ladies like the tall hansome type, but that aint me babe. And big t**s, lol only joking as long as you have them then thats awesome. If you like the misfits(band) and muay thai(doubtful) then It is 100% likely that i will marry you, given the chance.