KaneJoseph - This title draws you in. :)

Okay so this is my NOTabout me. I'll give you a little information that ISN'T Anything about me:
First of all my name is not Chris and I do not like to lick my own knee. I am a fan of football and the smell of cheese arouses me. I like clowns and I believe hamsters are living keys to nature's secrets. I'm 65 years old and I am terrified of peanut butter. I may or may not have a friend called Kevin, but I did read the newspaper today.

even if you just want to talk about how scary bears are, but pretty freaking cute at the same time. I'll be up for that! We can even have fake persona's. I'll be Lance Cloonstrong, a failed actor/Fly breeder who has a frightful obsession with peeling fresh wallpaper; you can be who ever you want. As long as it's not Pamela Anderson, I hate Pamela Anderson.

I am who I am, and if you don't like it then you're a smeg head :)

Make me laugh, and I mean genuinely laugh, then you will be the future Mrs. Barratt. Whether you like it or not!

Message me?
Think about message me, whatever. I don't care. I don't need you!

P.s. Don't tell steve this, but Patricia totally told Michael that Lizzie fancies Chris who doesn't know because he's blind and deaf but that's off subject and anyway. Chris however fancies this other girl who doesn't exist but once again he doesn't know because he is blind and deaf.

P.s. If you have beef with animals, shut up.
Here are my legendary pets!

2 dogs - Rottweiler: Codie, Teapot terrier: Dennis
1 cat - Bengal: War machine
2 hamsters - Syrian: Derp and **** you.
and a sh*tton of birds - Birds: Birds

Music - Hollywood Undead, Maps & atlases, Maroon 5, This town needs guns, A day to remember, Emarosa, Mod Sun, Panic! At the disco, blink 182, Born of Osirirs, Frank Sinatra, Newton Faulkner, Luke Pickett, City and Colour, Alexis on fire, The gallows, Automatic Loveletter, Flyleaf, John Mayer, Within Temptation, The ghost inside... The list goes on

Tv - Spaced, Black books, True Blood, Supernatural, Walking dead, Dinosaurs.

Films Transformers, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, sunshine, battle royale, disturbia, The fox and the hound, Fantastic mr fox, Anything zombie related, the notebook, The other guys, anchorman (pretty much any will ferrel film) Mallrats, Jay and silent bob strike back, clerks 1 & 2 etc...