JoveSheerwater - Adult Swimmer

One-off guy, well-read, artistic music-lover, patient, kind, witty, very hetero but def not macho, looking for a dame without body-shame to go swimming with. Preferably sporty with a beautiful mind. Being an exhibitionist would be a plus! Got to shock the prude out of the Brits - it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!
Don't drink much but don't care if you do. Don't smoke, but don't care if you do. Don't wear silk panties, but don't care if you do!
No neurotics please or is this too much to ask for?
If you're out there don't delay.