Highlander2700 - I'm in good shape......... Round is a good shape!

Hi, my name is Chris, im 35 years old (still feel 18 in my mind though), divorced, no kids but would like them at some point. I have short brown hair, ice blue eyes, i wear glasses, im a bit cuddly, have a goatee and i have a few tattoos (im being honest here). My friends would describe me as loyal, soft hearted, generous to a fault with a wicked sense of humour. I would describe myself as good fun to be around, willing to do anything for anyone, a bit mental sometimes but with a heart of gold, I can be grumpy sometimes but can't we all? As a Virgo I am lively, Tactile, attentive, passionate & charismatic. Im really into the tattooing scene and currently have 15 (All covered by clothing). I enjoy listening to hard rock/heavy metal but will listen to just about anything thats got a decent beat.
Sarcasm is my chosen form of humour and some would say it can be quite dark and twisted at times but it's all good fun. I enjoy cooking and I'm fully housetrained being able to work the hoover and fly the washing machine, generally being able to look after myself. I work full time as a Sales Manager so the only "me" time I get is on an evening and Sundays.

I am looking for friendship initially, hopefully leading to a long term relationship, I would prefer someone who would like kids in the not too distant future. I don't suffer fools gladly, I'm getting too old for mind games and to be taken for a mug (I've had my fair share of that recently and its not nice) So if you are an honest lady who's looking to settle down with someone who will treat you like a princess on a daily basis, not going to take the mick out of my good nature and you like what you've read and want to know more then why no send me a message, who know's where it might lead