ComedyCentral - 20yo in 50yo body needs prising loose (bring own crowbar)

Damm, I hate this bit, I don't usually talk about myself that much, I'm much more of a listener than a talker. Unfortunatly I don't have a camera so can't put up a photo yet (if anyone has one and lives nearby and wouldn't mind snapping a few let me know) so here is a brief description of ones self till then.
I'm 5' 8, I have brownish hair with some grey, (actually I prefer to call them arctic blonde highlights rather than grey) and I have blue eyes, (though somtimes bloodshot, depending on how much time spent in the pub).
facial wise well according to friends who I have consulted, I'm not quasi modo, but then again I'm no Brad Pitt, however unfortunatly I do have one tooth missing which spoils my smile, (It came out a couple of months ago, a combination of an old rugby injury a few years back and more recently a recalcitrant hob-nob that managed to knobble it).
Body wise, I'm slim, but have put on a few pounds round the tum, so I need to work on that, I've heard sex is a good way to lose weight (hint hint, anybody up for horizontal aerobics?) on the whole I'm pretty fit and don't have any ailments, well nothing worth mentioning anyway. I mean we all have a few aches and pains occasionally don't we.
Hmm hang on that last sentence just described the last three women I've been out with and actually brings up a good point to make. I've had some pretty lousy partners lately but I have one rule and that is to never transfer the sins of the other women onto a new relationship, so you'ld start with a clean slate and no baggage etc.
Now what else can I tell you... Oh yes, I'm pretty laid back and like a laugh rather than get terribly serious about things, I love watching comedies, though I will be serious if the situation warrents it.
Right I hope that's helped out a bit and gives you enough info, if not I'll answer more questions if you email me ...Oh one final thing, because I'm 49 and don't have a photo up yet I'm not expecting to get any romance happening (wouldn't mind though), but if you'ld like to chat as friends and then if something develops we'll deal with it when it happens, then I'm ok with that, age doesn't bother me either (well as long as it's legal of course) anyway ta ta for now.