BlueEyedBlond - Free shoes with every date

I'd like to find a woman who will let me sweep her off her feet with a Vialeda Super Mop. She must appear to be the girl of my dreams however after the initial first 3 months of wild passion and romance , when I've finally realised I have met an interestng woman who's main aim in life is not to go out with a footballer or to have a convertable by the time she's 40 she needs to be able to slowly but surely show signs of unfounded jealousy and mis-trust and feel like I'm not in touch with my emotions. She must then be able to not meet me at pre designated spots claiming some kind of drama needed her attention. Shortly after that she must not instigate any contact with me and must allow her phone to ring out as I make helpless attempts to see her again. After two weeks of my best mate taking me out to get me drunk, cheer me up and "forget about women" she must be willing to randomly bump into me at a party and drunkenly promise me she will call me. It is also necessary for her to be sleeping with my best mate behind my back and for me to find out 6 months later when my best mate takes me on the town because he has something to tell me.

In short of that I would settle for an honest mature independant woman who wants the same things I want. Fun, excitement, happiness and ultimatley a little bit of love.