007Marky - Looking for delightfully different

***WARNING*** Humour inside. If you lack a sense of humour, please talk to one of the guys with a boring profile. Thanks!
You know, describing yourself is such a cliche. Everyone here does it, most without much originality, so let's have a game, instead! Welcome to el juego del amor!
Rules: If I make you smile 3 times, you have to contact me. And...as much as I'd love you to drive over and give me a big slobbery one right on the lips, I'll settle for a couple via a message for now.
I have an interesting personality. I tend to put in 142% with people or none at all. Holding my attention is hard - but worth it.
One of my favourite things is to strole along the seafront at sunset when the sky is red/orange in colour and have deep conversations with my friends...sometimes with a touch of witty banter to lighten the mood.
I'm definitely a very organised, clean and tidy person, although my friends mistake that for having OCD. I think they're exaggerating.
I am very much male, and a gentleman. That's because I believe in holding doors for ladies, offering my coat in the cold, paying bills (unless they're loaded....then they pay) and I do enjoy snuggling on the sofa or in bed under a warm duvet watching films and sharing a tub of B&J ice-cream (PHISH FOOD). The downside in the past for a lot of women has been that I'm not a wussy ass-kisser or a puppy dog. I don't play games...sorry.
I drive a little car named Goldielocks, who is the female equivalent of KITT from Knight rider, just without all the speed and gadgets.
I recently graduated from Reading Uni and now I'm back home near Brighton, setting up my own Personal Training business.
I like to try and keep busy when I'm not working. My main passion has always been playing sports at a competitive level, but I also enjoy travelling to chunks of the world, getting overfed by my family in Spain, cuddling dolphins, and making 30 min brownies in 29 mins. I have tried to dance in the clubs but I never have enough room to do my moves. I'm thinking I should learn Salsa, being half Spanish and all....
Anyway I am looking for the perfect girl. And yes dammit, I've decided she does need to be nearly perfect (in my eyes). Second, third, and two-hundred-ninety-fourth best really, really doesn't cut it.
Well I hope you enjoyed the game. If you didn't smile 3 times, I would like to offer you £5 for a sense of humour. Third aisle, on the left, next to the toothpaste. Otherwise, message me...I DARE you :)
Oh, and I have an awesome British Southern accent, if that floats your boat.
Mark